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COLLEGIATE CONFIDENCE

FAU is the Sunshine State’s shining beacon

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STUCK ON AWESOME

Recalled Corollas dirt cheap at local car lot!!!

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A STEAMY SCANDAL

Anonymous sources say SG has been stealing power from students — and you’ll never guess what kind!

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AN INSPIRATIONAL LEADER

Martin Luther King Jr., the man behind the inspiration of many.

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NOT YOUR GRANDMA

FAU President Saunders may not be the kind old lady we thought!

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THE MAHER THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO SEE

What our student body president does when no one’s looking

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SEX CRAZED MURDERER CAUGHT

Owsley had lots of sex and murdered lots of owls!

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GANG WAR AT FAU

There’s a gang war going on at FAU. It’s East Campus (the Karen Slattery Educational Research Center for Child Development) vs. West Campus (the Lifelong Learning Center, above), and 2-year-old LILLY SUMMER was arrested Tuesday for shanking an LLC senior citizen on Monday. Summer is a stone-cold killer who deserves to rot in prison – [...]